I didn’t match with Ant. My friend did. He was around 32, us 42. She’d slept with him a few times and then told me they’d spoken about inviting another girl along and, ‘how did I feel about this?’
Why not!
While I explained threesomes really weren’t my thing, as in, I’m 100 per cent heterosexual, am not turned on one iota by the thought of it, and prefer the connection of one-on-one sex, I was down for it purely for a laugh.
She agreed, she’s not bi either but liked the thought of being able to fulfil her match’s fantasy.
She suggested we should set boundaries, maybe we could snog and touch each other’s boobs, but that’s it? I was like, no, I’m not there for his entertainment, so not doing anything I don’t genuinely want to do, and anyway, he’s lucky to get two mature confident sexy experienced blondes in his bed at the same time!
And, we have the same name so he doesn’t have to worry about getting us mixed up!
Two days later we were all free, so my friend picked me up and we headed up the road to his place.
He was upstairs in his dimly lit room, lying on his bed naked with a raging hard on, when we walked in. One we’d shooed his cats out, my friend introduced me to him and they had a kiss. Then he said he wanted a ‘proper hello’ from me so we had a little snog.
Good kisser. Super handsome. Amazing body. This could be good!
We stripped off and both went down on him, one on his cock, one on his balls. Then I sat on his face until I came, while my friend rode him. I knew she’d swapped from giving him head to shagging him because I heard the squelching!
We swapped round, and then after a bit, he became a bit overwhelmed and went a bit limp, so we all had a little cuddle and a chat instead.
We went down on him again which perked him up, and then gave him the chance to alternate doggy style.
In all, we were there about an hour. It was fun, and funny (also slightly embarrassing for Ant, bless him!), but I didn’t like waiting for my turn so it won’t be happening again.
We hugged him goodbye and laughed all the way home.